This morning I woke up early and began thinking of some very good practical jokes for the 1st of April. I contemplated the picture of a head in a pickle jar or under the toilet seat, but it didn’t seem to be my style. I almost ran to the store to get plain donuts and cover them with baking soda to appear like those white powdered donuts, but I just couldn’t justify wasting perfectly good donuts. The ideas I had coming were getting a little to elaborate and I really couldn’t afford the time to invest in a joke. But my mind wandered over to Proverbs with a word search for “fool.” “Fool” is used well over 50 times. So if you really want to be a fool, here is the top 10 list on being a fool according to the book of proverbs.
- Hate it when someone tries to share with you some wisdom and knowledge 1:7,22
- If you hear something bad about someone, share it. 10:18
- Think everything you do is right 12:15
- Laugh when you sin, when others sin or when someone tells a joke about sin. 14:9
- Think what your dad tells you is stupid 15:5
- Talk like a pervert 19:1
- Start a fight by just being “real” 20:3
- Eat up your own vomit like a dog or just keep committing the same sin 26:11
- Follow your own heart 28:26
- Let it go, vent all your feelings 29:11
