April Fools

This morning I woke up early and began thinking of some very good practical jokes for the 1st of April.  I contemplated the picture of a head in a pickle jar or under the toilet seat, but it didn’t seem to be my style.  I almost ran to the store to get plain donuts and cover them with baking soda to appear like those white powdered donuts, but I just couldn’t justify wasting perfectly good donuts. The ideas I had coming were getting a little to elaborate and I really couldn’t afford the time to invest in a joke.   But my mind wandered over to Proverbs with a word search for “fool.” “Fool” is used well over 50 times. So if you really want to be a fool, here is the top 10 list on being a fool according to the book of proverbs.

  1. Hate it when someone tries to share with you some wisdom and knowledge 1:7,22
  2.   If you hear something bad about someone, share it.   10:18
  3. Think everything you do is right  12:15
  4. Laugh when you sin, when others sin or when someone tells a joke about sin. 14:9
  5. Think what your dad tells you is stupid 15:5
  6. Talk like a pervert 19:1
  7. Start a fight by just being “real”  20:3
  8. Eat up your own vomit like a dog or just keep committing the same sin 26:11
  9. Follow your own heart  28:26
  10. Let it go, vent all your feelings  29:11